HADOUKEN!: Hadouken's 16 top tips for starting Uni... →
hadoukentheband: 1. Do not mention your fucking gap year. 2. Break up with your school boyfriend or girlfriend RIGHT NOW. This will save the money spent on bi-weekly train tickets home and let you indulge in the low-hanging fruits of Freshers Week guilt-free. 3. Do not panic after the first week when you realise…
cunt.. Why am I one..
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
melodyy-pond: i-aint-bovvered: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
without you i'll be miserable at best
Your mother should have swallowed you.
-youngwolf: Crawl back under whatever rock you came out of and stfu. LOLOLOLOL :’) love dis
Y U NO TALK TO ME?
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and getting tattooed
I hate it when I get a boner in school and it:
Rips my underwear Rips my pants Flips the desk in front of me Kills the teacher Kills another 7 people in front of me Tears down the wall in front of me Busts a hole through the roof of the school Knocks down a plane flying over the school Rips another hole in the Ozone layer Splits the moon in half It’s time to go to my next class Don’t you just hate that? Haha damn
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