August 2011
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HADOUKEN!: Hadouken's 16 top tips for starting Uni... →
hadoukentheband:
1. Do not mention your fucking gap year.
2. Break up with your school boyfriend or girlfriend RIGHT NOW. This will save the money spent on bi-weekly train tickets home and let you indulge in the low-hanging fruits of Freshers Week guilt-free.
3. Do not panic after the first week when you realise…
June 2011
958 posts
cunt.. Why am I one..
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
melodyy-pond:
i-aint-bovvered:
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
without you i'll be miserable at best
Your mother should have swallowed you.
-youngwolf:
Crawl back under whatever rock you came out of and stfu.
LOLOLOLOL :’) love dis
Y U NO TALK TO ME?
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and getting tattooed
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I hate it when I get a boner in school and it:
Rips my underwear
Rips my pants
Flips the desk in front of me
Kills the teacher
Kills another 7 people in front of me
Tears down the wall in front of me
Busts a hole through the roof of the school
Knocks down a plane flying over the school
Rips another hole in the Ozone layer
Splits the moon in half
It’s time to go to my next class
Don’t you just hate that?
Haha damn
Reblog if you'd fuck one of your followers.
